9. While I haven’t read this book, I did go to school with the author, and he’s a nice guy.
8. The riter couldn’t evn spell.
7. This book is worth reading but not worth buying.
6. My book is better. Buy it at the following link.
5. I bought this novel thinking it was a self-help book. It didn’t help me.
4. If there’s ever a movie made of this book, you should watch it instead.
3. It’s been over ten years since I read this, so I really don’t remember anything about it.
2. The author asked me to write a review, so here it is… the book was ok.
1. This book was awesome! Three stars.
lol! Some of those are similar to reviews I've seen for such diverse authors as J.K.Rowling, L.E. Modesitt Jr., and Tolkien. Sometimes I think the climate of the large bookseller hounding the purchaser for reviews is NOT conducive to selling books! :)
ReplyDeleteI've yet to ask for a review and been unhappy with the result, but there's always the danger... :)
DeleteOMG! Too funny. Number 4 is my favorite.
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